Vaguely sexual.. strangely arousing..

lol, you need to unplug more :p

I only develop websites for niches, sorry.

I'm normally not one for spell checking other people, but I'm upvoting this.

"100% organic traffic!"

Does the FDA or USDA certify internet traffic as organic?

Take a week off, if you can. When you come back, it'll all be new and exciting. Or maybe you'll discover drugs or sex and never come back!

Because otherwise the rubber dog poo factory would close down?

Sadly, you're describing me and quantum mechanics.

Somebody not hire this man!

Yet..

I'm ambiversive.

Excellent idea!