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> No tinfoil needed.

That's what Big Tinfoil wants you to believe!


I heard it doesn’t even contain tin!

Total enshittification with this pure aluminium shit. The hats don't block government UFO mind control waves and hold their shape nearly as well as the tin ones did. Fucking private equity ruins everything.

Wait, what?! I was sure that the agenda of Big Tinfoil was to generate FUD so that we buy more tinfoil for our hats. Are you implying their agenda goes even deeper?

Have you tried to buy tin foil lately? Big Aluminum has taken over, and just see how far you get soldering the grounding strap to an aluminum foil hat.

Big Alumulumu is soon to be the market leader.

https://www.tiktok.com/@etong_winter_palikir/video/739554877...


This is the dirty secret; Big Weird tried to warn us but we didn't listen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urglg3WimHA

https://www.goodfellow.com/usa/tin-foil-group


But making money at the expense of people is not a Tinfoil conspiracy - it's a factual statement.

It is also a factual statement, that tinfoil shields (somewhat) from electromagnetic radiation.

But it is NOT necessarily a factual statement that one of the main uses of electromagnetic radiation is for humans to send information over long distances; nor that I first learned about tinfoil hats from some random piece of information that was being broadcast by means of electromagnetic radiation. It's just a vibe.

Yep.

That dude hits the nail on the head with those portraits.


When all you have is a hammer…


New side hustle unlocked


Nowadays even the conspiracy theories are becoming ugly and boring. The only thing they've got going for them is how many people are spreading them.

Now I actually want to die from the vaccines.


> Now I actually want to die from the vaccines

Are you implying that’s a conspiracy theory? Big pharma has a history of abusing the edge cases and dismissing those is one of the major causes of “conspiracy theories”.


RIP Sasso, Zürich Wollishofen (Switzerland)

RIP Zur Rote Buech (A.K.A Schnitzi), Zürich Wollishofen (Switzerland)


You merely adopted the loneliness, I was born in it :-(


Yes making my face look good would be NP-hard


I have had to work so hard not to make a sexual innuendo with that comment.


Not even that server accepts me :-(


Well, today is a good day to die


The blog is great, I can absolutely relate to that.


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