just a dude who committed his private key to a public github repo

oopsie

As someone who lost 8 figures in crypto in 2017 - and someone who is still a huge advocate for defi in general - I can deeply empathize with the narrative. This quote stands out to me in particular:

"... in many ways the sense of violation and helplessness I felt on Thursday was matched by the excitement and empowerment I felt at being able to recover my remaining assets."

Reminds me of the first time I had a corrupted header on an encrypted drive back in 2012. I spent dozens of hours learning things I would have never learned, and while I wasn't able to recover that drive, I've kept header backups for every encrypted device I've had since.

Mistakes in crypto are mercilessly punished, sure. But in an era where every major company database (Facebook, Equifax are front of mind) has been leaked and government organizations are frequently compromised (SolarWinds most notable) I can't help but find some solace that hardened blockchains and clients, and developers who follow stringent procedures, will lead us to more widespread technological stability.

Maybe you haven't committed a cryptocurrency wallet private key to a repo, but I suspect many may have included vulnerable environmental variables like an API key before. An attacker using that could quickly rack up cloud bills that far exceed losses from the average hot wallet balance.

FWIW I consider 80%+ of NFT transactions to be wash trading / 'creative accounting' and most of this recent growth in crypto prices to be a byproduct of hyperinflation. A major correction is coming within 18 months (if not much sooner).

Nonetheless I'm still quite optimistic about the future :)

You could afford to lose 10+ million without your life being detrimentally impacted (at least I would assume, based on how calm you are about it). Most people can't. Most people can't imagine that amount of money.

I'm not a crypto fan. While the technology is interesting and has some intriguing use cases, it feels like all the big coins far away from actually becoming a legitimate currency, and most of the optimistic posts I read miss that.

Crypto is not stable. I think that's why so much money is flying into it. If the price of bread or milk goes up 10%, people get scared. In crypto, going up or down 10% is called "Wednesday". I'm aware of stablecoins, but the biggest ones (Tether, etc) all seem to A: be centralized, and B: be run by shady groups with whispers they could disappear at any moment. A breaks the promise that crypto is supposed to provide, and B only provides stability at a glance, until the whole house of cards tumbles apart (as it has).

The bigger problem is that crypto is unforgiving. OP's story is all about this. Sure, that's fine for techies who can afford mistakes, and banks or other who might have extreme security procedures, but Mom and Pop on a farm in Iowa are neither of those. When they get a phone call from the "IRS", they are happy to go buy Walmart gift cards and read off the codes, or set up a money transfer. Sometimes that money can be reclaimed, sometimes it can't. With crypto, there is no chance. The financial institutions that exist now are certainly rigged towards the bigger players, but Mom and Pop have a (slim) shot of seeing the money again.

Crypto is a fine gamble for those who can afford it, but I honestly doubt it will ever be an every day currency, because I can't see any concerted effort focused on solving those two problems. People can't afford to not know what everything costs at the grocery store, or that they could lose their entire savings by making a mistake when buying a Christmas gift. I don't think it's a great store of value either long term, because at least traditional stores of value (land, precious metals, commodities, etc) have uses to the entire population - blockchains provide no value to 73 year old grandma.

I'm calm about it now because I've had years to reflect and learn. I began in 2013 buying small sums of bitcoin around ~$50. I amassed ~$500k by 2017, the most I had ever seen in my life, and throughout the year I made some profitable trades on btc-e.com. I had a competitive advantage on that platform because my orders would be filled prior to the blocks those transactions would be in. btc-e was seized by US authorities in July, but much of their funds were already gone.

This was entirely my failure. What did I learn?

* diversify crypto holdings (such as OP's hot and cold wallets)

* diversify outside of crypto

* use regulated platforms (traditionally these are banks)

* understand fundamentals (I was so painfully naive)

* help others avoid these pitfalls (if I had a single friend I trusted to disclose my holdings, I'd almost certainly have made better choices)

I just responded to another comment below, which you might find helpful https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28910361. The foundational elements a blockchain provides - namely transparency and ownership of digital assets - are absolutely critical to our future as a society.

Crypto in its current forms is mostly noise, but there are also really pivotal things being build by people I choose to trust far more than the World Economic Forum.

I'm not 100% sold, but I'm leaning that way, hence my phrasing of "While the technology is interesting and has some intriguing use cases".

I feel like the "good" use cases aren't particularly sexy however, and thus are in danger of getting lost. Additionally, there's a ton of people that want to throw "the blockchain" at a problem, and end up overcomplicating spaces that have no need for it.

My first question for any blockchain-related project is, why do you need a blockchain? Most struggle to answer.

What's clear, from my perspective, is that humanity has an abundance of passion that's being funneled into profits. I firmly believe there will be operators in the coming years that will offer a strikingly unique set of value propositions that cannot be contested by the current majority controllers.

Can you elaborate a bit on this? It reads to me like blockchain will reduce problems of big tech data leaks, but I'm not following how. Or did you mean something else?

* Distributed data storage like IPFS, built on open source software, should reduce (not eliminate) the number of vulnerabilities to large datasets. Code can be openly audited by many contributors in a way that commercial organizations can't quite support. Minor mistakes are more likely to be caught upstream, reducing the number of possible exploit chains.

* Data ownership, sovereignty, and portability are much more possible in web3 than they have been historically. By reducing friction for no-code users to own, store locally, and selectively grant access to their data, we increase the collective resilience and integrity of data at scale.

* Evolving the incentive layer, whether for open source contributors, or for end users allowing access to data, increases adoption, which encourages a virtuous cycle. Network effects should eventually compound.

* Immediate financial penalties for failure increase the likelihood that application developers and platform operators will prioritize security; historically, security budgets are subject to organizational politics (source: former pentester / digital forensics for 5+ years, many colleagues in the space, much public commentary).

TL;DR transparency decreases vulnerabilities, distributed user data ownership decreases attack surface, incentives increase adoption of these patterns, penalties increase operator diligence.

For instance... I've never again made a mistake like I did in 2017.

So I guess this confirms that these NFT purchases are legit and not just laundering. People are actually buying them in the hope of turning a profit or to just collect them.

But wait until the crypto market crashes again, which it certainly will and sooner than many expect, and those NFTs take a haircut. That would concern me.

So many people have their livelihoods staked on the dream/delusions of getting rich with crypto. Not gonna happen, I am sorry to say (unless you get in early on big project, are early adopter).

> 5. This is probably the most impactful, but also the most understandable bit of stupidity: I copied files into my new repo by doing cp -r ./old-repo/* ./new-repo, which ignores hidden files (like .gitignore). Oops.

I now do the sequence: (1) cp the .git subdir to the new project dir, (2) git reset in the new project, (3) rm the .git in the new folder for fresh committing into a new repo.

And if so, maybe Github should deploy some countermeasures? Like, block the uploading of private keys unless they are explicitly whitelisted by the repository owner?

I think there is a similar argument to be made for commits that contain e.g. database credentials or private data.

In crypto, this is not true. Your money, your assets, your everything can be taken from you by one mistake, by one false step, and nobody can reverse it except the people who have benefitted.

This is why I don't believe in crypto. My fear of government is less than my fear of a world without an override.

I used to mine BTC when you could still use GPUs, even thought about buying ASICs for a time. I've bought and sold at least a dozen kinds of coins on exchanges, off exchanges, meeting people in Starbucks, etc.

I've made money off it, but I just don't get it. There's no legitimate purpose to it. DOGE, SHIBA, BTC, BCH, BSV, it's all a big joke to me. Maybe I'm stupid?

But it's impossible for the crypto system to ever work at reversing transactions. It's designed around that.

You're replying to a comment which mentions that yes, in fact, this has happened. https://www.gemini.com/cryptopedia/the-dao-hack-makerdao

However, it is unlikely that this will ever happen again. The coordination costs behind pulling off this kind of fork are massive. It's difficult to imagine today's more decentralized community could ever agree to do such a thing.

As an example, Parity later lost an incredibly large amount of other people's money and the community decided not to roll that particular mistake back: https://github.com/ethereum/EIPs/blob/master/EIPS/eip-999.md

e.g. two months ago the Geth team (and other community members) were able to change EVM behavior without even telling people what the change was. They simply said the EVM does something very unexpected ("there's an EVM vulnerability") and if we all hard fork (immediately update your Geth node) then the EVM will not do anything unexpected.

here's the release: https://github.com/ethereum/go-ethereum/releases/tag/v1.10.8

[0] https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Value_overflow_incident

[1] https://freedom-to-tinker.com/2015/07/28/analyzing-the-2013-...

Provable bugs in the system are not the same as accidentally exposing one's keys. Let's say I bought a used motorcycle from someone with BTC. Then I spam the community claiming the individual I bought from had in fact used malware to access my machine and stole the coin that way. The community to my knowledge has never reversed such a loss, nor should they be responsible for doing so.

What about the little guys?

Send crypto to the wrong address? Oopsie.

The fact is that in many, perhaps most cases of theft the Government isn't able to do much more than punish someone they think did the crime, maybe they can recover the assets, just as often those assets are evidence and you don't get them back for years.

The crypto equivalent appears to be chainalysis and similar products.

Every developer will push some private key to a repo at some point in their career. It's not fun, and in every other case, you roll the keys, ensure nothing got compromised or moved (and almost everything is reversible), and move on.

But in the crypto-currency world, you make *one mistake* and you are done. There's no recourse, no getting your money and/or assets back.

And until this gaping hole is fixed, "crypto currencies" will never go mainstream.

The problem is the lack of minimal KYC information and any link to real world identity. It what enables hackers to get close to 100% of the stolen sums with close to 0 risk.

Most major crypto networks are essentially giant money laundry machines: cash goes in, anonymous transactions are made over the internet, cash goes out. Of course that when you combine the two, irreversibility and anonymity, you get the giant cluster-crap of scams, embezzlement, Ponzi schemes, narcotics trafficking and cyber-blackmail that the crypto space has become.

If you want to fix crypto, the problem is not a tweak to the algorithm, it's the social rules that allow it to interface with the real world. We need to establish a minimal standard of how, when, and by whom can the real identity of a user be unblinded (think Chaum e-cash) and revealed for law enforcement - without compromising the privacy of all, like in the current banking system.

What recourse do you suggest? There are already multi-sig, time locked wallets that can get around many of these issues, if users want to opt in to using them.

But making transactions somehow reversible by default would kind of defeat the purpose. Reversible transactions are good for the sender but bad for the receiver. I don't see any way around that, a tradeoff must be made.

Again, better safeguarded in some ways (or for some participants), less for others.

The ways in which traditional currency is safeguarded is far more important to most of the population. I completely understand some people's hesitancy around government regulation and it's totally sane given what some folks have lived through. But the consolidation of banking institutions in the real world is pretty clearly mirrored in the cryptoworld and that side of banking is already far less reliable than real world banking. Mt. Gox was a while ago, sure, but a lot of people lost a lot of money doing something that shouldn't have been dangerous.

Most of the population trusts the government more than enough to protect themselves against this sort of blatant fraud and, at this point, I think most crypto currency is legitimately held by speculators which can create liquidity to drive transactions but which, on its own, does not a market make.

That's not true. You'll go to a court of law and you'll revert the transaction. Just like this guy did, where he went to the contract owners:

> Thankfully I was also able to contact art blocks and OpenSea, who were able to transfer ownership of my projects to my hardware wallet. As much as I'd like my royalties and project ownership to be ironclad and locked into the smart contracts, centralization and individual discretion has its perks sometimes.

But it still gets frustrating when in one discussion on cryptocurrencies, it's all about absolute freedom from government/law/court/companies/Authority/TheMan, and in another argument it's "just use courts/laws/government the way you always do".

I understand different people have different approaches and points of view. It just feels like with crypto currencies, they cancel each other.

(I also recognize I'm an ignorant outsider looking in)

Edit: Indeed, as I wrote this, already a sibling comment made a completely opposite "Of course; too bad, so sad, irreversibility is the point" argument.

From TFA, the analogy seems to be a developer publishing an api key for a read/write access to a bank account (say, Plaid). If someone was to use this key to withdraw money from a checking account that has no two factor, and somehow use an atm to convert it to cash, what legal recourse would the owner of that account have?

This seems to be less about crypto going mainstream and more about security mechanisms? or am I misunderstanding the premise here?

Of course, with a HW wallet, there are other footguns. I've read multiple sagas of attempted recovery from things like lost PWs, backups, etc., some successful, some not. And still the risk of HW itself being lost/stolen/destroyed/failed/etc. (&ya I understand that there are some recovery processes, which also must be balanced by how many recovery keys to create & leave around in 'safe' locations for such situations...)

It's still a mess