I think weaving tampons into your hair expresses your unique individuality and shows strong character, and you should definitely go for it, especially if you will be attending weddings, funerals, speaking in public, going on a blind date, receiving an award, sitting for an oil painting, or giving an acceptance speech for being elected to public office. Just stay out of the rain!

What an odd… insult?

it’s not an insult

someone not using a product doesn’t mean it’s not useful

Ah, got it. That didn’t come through for me (and for others judging by their downvotes).