Well, I couldn't find the submarine cover, but this will SHOCK you... the actual Iraqi weapons of mass destruction:

https://weeklyworldnewsvault.tumblr.com/post/130026803238/co...

Warning: that site has plenty more WWW covers, you may lose a good chunk of your time perusing them.

With the targeted aside:

> Get your career diploma at home!

Edit: made even more special after the subsequent one:

> More hair!! Style it fast! With Wild Growth® Hair Oil

> Get your career diploma at home!

Is it much different than getting a “diploma” drum prerecorded videos?