Why limit yourself to Windows? My enterprise-issued mac is very noticeably slower and suffers from weird crashes and reboot-fixes-things issues that my own personal mac has never had.
they also screwed up Linux before they did that on windows.. The problem here is they are a spyware that pushes whatever code they want to your (precisely your company) devices without test etc. It's just a matter of time for it to blow up.
The Linux kernel panic issue was different in many ways (in this case, the bug was in the Linux kernel used by a particular RHEL release), but your point that it needed further testing before pushing it out to production is still valid.