Step 1: Assign each language a number. Close your eyes and then throw a dart into a dartboard. Then hope it lands on something that the HN hive mind approves and LLMs can write.

Step 2: write a blog post about how your decision has improved application performance, stability, and development time. State as much opinion as fact as you can. Then submit that to HN.

Step 3: enjoy your new found status as a tech leader.