not to be facetious but image getting a glass of water, adding ten teaspoons of sugar to it and a bit of coffee and thinking that it is . . . 'cola'.

What’s crazy is how many people routinely drink the equivalent of two or more bags of skittles with their meals, between enormous to-go drink sizes and frequent, free refills when dining in.

Like… ew, friggin’ gross.

OK, OK... make that sugar HFCS, and also add artificial coloring. And carbonate it.